"Not that you know about," Rocket answers without hesitation. Partly to see the look on his face, and partly because hell, it could be true. It's not like folks who've done time have a big I've Been To Prison sign on their foreheads.

Still, he has a lazy grin as he winks up at Viatorus. "It's a hell of a long story. Think Groot and your wife are gonna get tired of dancing way before I'd finish telling it."