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spock. ([personal profile] sensors) wrote in [personal profile] smartass_captain 2025-01-29 11:53 pm (UTC)

Cadet Kirk should get so many awards for being well behaved. He is being SUCH a good boy. Look at him go.

That said. Play bouncer. Spock knows, academically, what a bouncer is and what they do. "In this exchange, I am the establishment you are preventing well-meaning but impolite Terrans from gaining entrance to?"

His tone is dry. It is EXTREMELY unclear if he is making a joke because his expression does not change at all other than just how high his eyebrow is raised. However, the next part may help. Or not.

"I am aware," he clarifies, "of what the word 'dick' means and why it is generally unused in polite and professional company. Hence my request for clarification on the further colloquial use of it as it did not seem to fit previous definitions I had encountered, which I believe, in many situations, would be considered a positive thing to be."

Fully deadpan. Just absolutely flat delivery.

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