smartass_captain

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The serpent, he says, though Thor doesn’t know which one he means, even when he starts in on the tale. He listens with as much attention as he can muster, though, because this is Important and you never know what stories you might need to know. True or not. He’s had enough firsthand experience with human misinterpretations of his own life to know that well enough.

What he hears is a little confusing, though not for the reasons they might expect. “I thought you were both disir,” he says, but his eye is already lighting up in delight at the thought of a snake who can shift his form, rather than the other way around. “You should’ve said something! I love snakes. Beautiful creatures. My brother doesn’t make a half-bad serpent himself, you know?”

Is it rude to ask why Crowley wants to walk around like a human? Probably. Remember your manners, Thor, if only barely. Still, his mood is visibly brightened by this news, and he makes a slightly crooked salute with his mug before downing a good portion of it, and chasing it down with part of the honey cake.

“So your humans didn’t get licked into existence by a primordial cow, then,” he says with a cheeky grin. Of all the weird stories humans have come up with, that’s one of his favorites. It’s just ridiculous enough for his tastes.