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Oh ho, Jim sees that uncertain frown Thor. His smile is triumphant, the face of a man who just may have found a loophole to abuse. Victory isn't assured yet, not by a long shot, but Jim's got a chance now and that's all he has ever really counted on in life. He's pushing himself upright from the table after only a moment.

The hammer actually comes in pretty handy right now as absolutely nothing is budging underneath his unsteady weight.

"Wait...wait here. I'm--I'mma be right back. I'll get him. You'll like him." There's no guarantee of that either, but Stratos Caelus is a good man and as pleased as the grooms are damn near to see this marriage done and settled. If he proves too hard to find Jim will go bother his subordinate Celann to help him hunt the Tribune down.

There's a wager to be settled!