Don't believe in no-win scenarios

Fortunately for Thor, Aziraphale and Crowley are quite capable of carrying on a conversation even if a third party is only half-paying attention. In fact, even if the third part is a hundred percent paying attention, there is a lot they will inherently miss from the 6000 year long best friends.

Between Crowley's kiss and both Crowley and Thor's commentary, Aziraphale eases up on his panicked expression, but the thought is going to linger. "No, I don't think She's mad," he agrees quietly. "She's not the type to hold grudges, either, although Crowley's right, her forgiveness is almost entirely towards humans. It's a one-strike-and-you're-out policy in Heaven."